1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,582 Previously on "Masters of Sex"... 2 00:00:02,584 --> 00:00:06,052 William: Libby, we have a family. Just the two of us... 3 00:00:06,054 --> 00:00:07,971 That's enough for me. 4 00:00:08,555 --> 00:00:10,826 Ethan: We can resume the capping with Bill's frozen sperm, 5 00:00:10,827 --> 00:00:12,927 but he knows the odds are essentially a million to one. 6 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:15,430 If he thinks I've intervened, he will have my head. 7 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,832 Vivian: Aren't you worried leaving me alone in your apartment? 8 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:19,467 Ethan: Should I be? 9 00:00:20,636 --> 00:00:22,637 My last girlfriend, she didn't like spending the night. 10 00:00:22,639 --> 00:00:24,172 I had my heart broken. 11 00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:27,475 - Vivian: Is it over between you two? - Ethan: That's the past. 12 00:00:27,477 --> 00:00:30,812 You, me... that's the future. 13 00:00:30,814 --> 00:00:32,814 William: Virginia. Dr. DePaul. 14 00:00:32,816 --> 00:00:36,352 Whom we were lucky enough to lure away from Cornell. 15 00:00:36,353 --> 00:00:38,340 Lillian: I'm going to start a clinical outreach program. 16 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:39,942 That could save millions of women's lives. 17 00:00:39,944 --> 00:00:41,510 Virginia: I know I don't have an M.D., 18 00:00:41,512 --> 00:00:44,880 but I do know which strings to pull around here to get things done. 19 00:00:44,882 --> 00:00:48,484 Lillian: $12,000 for the first 6 months. Can you pull those strings? 20 00:00:49,233 --> 00:00:52,336 - Austin: Mrs. Scully? - Oh, Dr. Langham, w-what a nice surprise. 21 00:00:53,590 --> 00:00:56,025 I've never had any secrets from him. 22 00:00:56,534 --> 00:01:00,302 But now I have you, and I want to tell everyone. 23 00:01:00,303 --> 00:01:03,432 - Austin: But you won't, right? - Barton: This is complicated for me. 24 00:01:03,434 --> 00:01:05,627 I mean, I love my wife. 25 00:01:08,738 --> 00:01:11,106 We should undertake the research with each other. 26 00:01:14,444 --> 00:01:17,947 - We could go out for a bite. - I can't. 27 00:01:17,949 --> 00:01:21,717 I'm meeting Libby for a late dinner. 28 00:01:21,719 --> 00:01:23,085 All right, then. 29 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:31,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 30 00:02:18,354 --> 00:02:23,458 - Well, did he say anything to you? - Jane, don't worry. 31 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:25,727 He thinks... You're a good secretary. 32 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,428 Well, he doesn't seem happy at all. 33 00:02:27,430 --> 00:02:30,565 Dr. Masters rarely seems happy with anyone. 34 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:33,535 Now, there are a few things... Minor things. 35 00:02:33,536 --> 00:02:36,804 For example, when Dr. Masters says "It's getting late," 36 00:02:36,806 --> 00:02:38,673 what he really means is "You're staying late." 37 00:02:38,675 --> 00:02:40,808 So I shouldn't ask if I'm staying? 38 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:42,310 No, just assume that you are. 39 00:02:42,312 --> 00:02:46,514 What he really expects of you is to act like a seismometer, 40 00:02:46,516 --> 00:02:50,818 registering his unspoken vibrations from miles away. 41 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:52,253 Okay. 42 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,522 And he's very fussy about his desk, as you know. 43 00:02:54,524 --> 00:02:58,226 So, just remember, mail gets stacked on the left, coffee on the right, 44 00:02:58,228 --> 00:03:00,762 and no stray paper clips anywhere, ever. 45 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,096 - No paper clips. - Ever. 46 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,498 - And no mayonnaise. - On his desk? 47 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,234 No, on his pressed ham sandwich or any sandwich. 48 00:03:06,236 --> 00:03:08,303 He'd prefer there were a law against mayonnaise. 49 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:12,206 No mayonnaise, paper clips, or questions. 50 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:14,075 That's right. 51 00:03:14,077 --> 00:03:17,445 He's an odd one, Dr. Masters, but at least he's not like my cousin Mae's boss. 52 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:21,015 She kept me on the phone for two hours last night crying. 53 00:03:23,219 --> 00:03:24,552 Crying? 54 00:03:24,554 --> 00:03:26,788 Mae devoted her entire life to Mr. Burwell... 55 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,724 That's his name. Did everything he asked... 56 00:03:29,726 --> 00:03:31,526 Typing, filing, 57 00:03:31,528 --> 00:03:35,430 late-night sex on the mimeograph. 58 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,598 Basically put all of her eggs in his basket, 59 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:42,470 until one day, his wife got wind, and Mae was o-u-t... 60 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,872 No severance, no letter of recommendation. 61 00:03:44,874 --> 00:03:48,376 He didn't just fire her. He rubbed her out of existence. 62 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:52,680 That sounds... a little extreme. 63 00:03:52,682 --> 00:03:55,583 Actually, it's the oldest story in the book. 64 00:03:55,585 --> 00:04:00,021 He was married, he felt guilty, so she paid the price. 65 00:04:01,424 --> 00:04:04,058 Anyway, do you want to try the new snack shack for lunch? 66 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:07,962 Oh, I'd love to, but I have some work to finish up at lunch. 67 00:04:19,308 --> 00:04:21,943 Mrs. Masters? 68 00:04:21,945 --> 00:04:23,578 Mm-hmm? 69 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:26,214 I'm Walter. 70 00:04:26,216 --> 00:04:30,218 The handyman, Walter. You called me about the gutters? 71 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:33,554 Of course. I'm so sorry. Um... 72 00:04:33,556 --> 00:04:35,556 From your voice on the phone, I-I... 73 00:04:35,558 --> 00:04:37,725 Thought you were older. 74 00:04:37,727 --> 00:04:40,128 It's... it's this way. Please. Come in. 75 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:41,796 Thank you. 76 00:04:41,798 --> 00:04:44,365 Let me find you the key to the shed. 77 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,368 - Can I get you a lemonade or...? - No, thank you. 78 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,671 You probably think it's silly to hire someone to clean your gutters. 79 00:04:50,673 --> 00:04:52,740 It's usually the husband's job. 80 00:04:52,742 --> 00:04:56,210 Mine works so hard, I can't remember the last time he got around to it. 81 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,146 Well, I did check them before I knocked. 82 00:04:58,148 --> 00:05:00,848 I'd say he was last up there around D-Day. 83 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:05,186 Actually, I think Hoover was still president. 84 00:05:08,223 --> 00:05:09,824 You can return these when you're finished. 85 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:11,259 Yes, ma'am. 86 00:05:19,436 --> 00:05:21,836 Dr. Johnson. 87 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:24,505 Dr. DePaul. 88 00:05:24,507 --> 00:05:27,975 I was wondering if I might take a moment of your time. 89 00:05:27,977 --> 00:05:29,610 I'm busy. 90 00:05:29,612 --> 00:05:34,081 Oh, I can see that, but they look like they could wait. 91 00:05:37,719 --> 00:05:40,455 Did you know every teaching hospital in the country 92 00:05:40,457 --> 00:05:44,225 assigns the bodies donated to science a number? 93 00:05:44,227 --> 00:05:47,028 Meaning the students have no connection to the dead. 94 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:50,832 Instead, I ask families to tell me names, stories, 95 00:05:50,834 --> 00:05:52,900 anything about their loved one, 96 00:05:52,902 --> 00:05:56,737 so that my students will understand this was once a human being. 97 00:05:58,841 --> 00:06:03,511 Well, I hope you can be as generous with me. 98 00:06:03,513 --> 00:06:06,981 I want to complete my undergraduate degree, 99 00:06:06,983 --> 00:06:09,717 and one of the requirements for a B.S. 100 00:06:09,719 --> 00:06:12,153 Is basic anatomy... your class. 101 00:06:12,155 --> 00:06:16,090 But since I've logged so many hours with Dr. Masters 102 00:06:16,092 --> 00:06:18,993 and learned so much about anatomy already, 103 00:06:18,995 --> 00:06:22,730 I-I was hoping I could place out of your class. 104 00:06:22,732 --> 00:06:25,166 Why would you want a degree? 105 00:06:25,168 --> 00:06:27,802 You're doing fine using your other assets. 106 00:06:28,837 --> 00:06:32,208 Because I'd like to avoid comments like that in the future. 107 00:06:33,943 --> 00:06:38,412 Look, there's obviously no love lost between us, 108 00:06:38,414 --> 00:06:40,481 so wouldn't it just be easier... 109 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:41,749 No. 110 00:06:41,751 --> 00:06:45,253 No, you cannot place out of my class. 111 00:06:45,255 --> 00:06:49,123 Well, can I at least get partial credit for my work with Dr. Masters? 112 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:51,092 No. 113 00:06:53,862 --> 00:06:55,496 Well... 114 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:58,199 I suppose I'll see you in class then. 115 00:07:00,269 --> 00:07:02,904 ...With service to pueblo, Colorado, 116 00:07:02,906 --> 00:07:06,440 with stops in Kansas City, Wichita, and La Crosse, 117 00:07:06,442 --> 00:07:08,976 now boarding on platform C. 118 00:07:08,978 --> 00:07:10,778 All aboard. 119 00:07:25,661 --> 00:07:28,129 Hi. I'm, uh... 120 00:07:28,131 --> 00:07:30,731 Canceling these tickets, sir. 121 00:07:37,172 --> 00:07:40,975 The Abraham Lincoln southbound from Chicago... 122 00:07:40,977 --> 00:07:44,612 - Here you are. - Thank you. 123 00:07:44,614 --> 00:07:47,615 The train will arrive in one hour on platform A. 124 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,461 Austin. 125 00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:02,782 Margaret. 126 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,656 I was, uh, wondering if we could have... 127 00:08:04,657 --> 00:08:05,964 We need to talk. 128 00:08:07,769 --> 00:08:10,271 Uh, all right. Uh... 129 00:08:10,273 --> 00:08:14,108 I-I'm, uh, beginning to have second thoughts about our going away tonight. 130 00:08:14,110 --> 00:08:18,245 In... in fact, I'm... I'm having second thoughts about a number of things. 131 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,786 You mean about us seeing each other? 132 00:08:22,718 --> 00:08:26,520 Well, Margaret, that... is a blow. 133 00:08:26,522 --> 00:08:29,123 But, of course, if... if you've made up your mind... 134 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:31,225 I respect your decision. 135 00:08:31,227 --> 00:08:35,229 Of course. Having your respect is what matters most. 136 00:08:40,168 --> 00:08:42,937 Well, I-I-it came to me as I was... I was sitting here, 137 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:46,240 waiting for you, thinking how I told my dear husband 138 00:08:46,242 --> 00:08:49,110 I was going to visit aunt Caroline, 139 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:52,680 an aunt he... he knows I haven't seen in 10 years. 140 00:08:52,682 --> 00:08:55,983 And... and I... 141 00:08:55,985 --> 00:08:59,620 I realized I was gonna be stuck with that aunt Caroline story forever. 142 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,989 And... 143 00:09:01,991 --> 00:09:06,060 This was never anything more than a casual fling, anyway. 144 00:09:06,062 --> 00:09:08,029 Was it? 145 00:09:13,836 --> 00:09:16,170 I will always think of you with... 146 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:18,539 With such affection, Margaret. 147 00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:21,308 Of course. 148 00:09:39,027 --> 00:09:43,798 "Elevations of systolic pressure are between 30mm to 80mm." 149 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:49,737 "Diastolic pressure elevations are usually in the range of 20mm to 40mm." 150 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:56,847 "With minimal-intensity orgasmic experience," 151 00:09:56,848 --> 00:10:01,649 "diastolic pressure readings essentially may be unaffected." 152 00:10:01,651 --> 00:10:05,086 I would read it with more conviction at the actual presentation. 153 00:10:05,088 --> 00:10:07,955 Well, you could read it with a monkey on your hat. 154 00:10:07,957 --> 00:10:10,891 I'm not sure that changes the basic fact that... 155 00:10:10,893 --> 00:10:13,494 What, I-it's... it's boring? 156 00:10:13,496 --> 00:10:17,998 Isn't this why doctors publish their findings in scientific journals, 157 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,301 where it's supposed to be boring? 158 00:10:20,303 --> 00:10:22,903 I don't want to introduce our work in a paper. 159 00:10:22,905 --> 00:10:25,473 I want to use the Friday presentations. 160 00:10:25,475 --> 00:10:29,777 I agree, but to stand up there and read a list of statistics, 161 00:10:29,779 --> 00:10:35,716 it's... it's not exactly going to set the world or the Friday meetings on fire. 162 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,052 We're scientists... 163 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,054 Not arsonists. 164 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,423 Yes, but don't you think w-we should start 165 00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:45,459 with one of our more dynamic findings, 166 00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:47,495 like... 167 00:10:47,497 --> 00:10:49,563 Vaginal contractions? 168 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,832 Every woman, myself included, has experienced them, 169 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,067 but nobody knows they exist. 170 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,636 And we will present that... how? 171 00:10:55,638 --> 00:10:57,805 We know they exist because we've watched them, 172 00:10:57,807 --> 00:11:01,942 but you can't wire up a vagina for graphical verification. 173 00:11:01,944 --> 00:11:06,080 And so the medical community is left taking our word for it. 174 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:10,050 Do you know what we need? Home movies. 175 00:11:10,052 --> 00:11:14,889 I use a Brownie to film the kids' school plays and birthdays. 176 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:19,678 And so the minute we work out how to, uh, fit a Brownie into a woman's vagina, 177 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:23,709 our problem... is solved. 178 00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:33,040 Uh, I think the male subject's refractory period 179 00:11:33,042 --> 00:11:36,043 is... resolving. 180 00:11:36,045 --> 00:11:39,246 If so, the time between resolution 181 00:11:39,248 --> 00:11:44,213 and a secondary arousal is 16 minutes, 33 seconds. 182 00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:52,259 You don't trust my timing? 183 00:11:52,261 --> 00:11:54,628 I'm expected home. 184 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:59,533 And I know you're trying to spend more time with Libby in the evenings, so... 185 00:12:01,136 --> 00:12:04,038 Uh, yes. Of course. You're right, uh... 186 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,573 I lost track of the time. 187 00:12:05,575 --> 00:12:07,641 I mean, we have all the data we need, right? 188 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:08,866 I-I'll see you in the morning. 189 00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,500 - Good night. - Good night. 190 00:12:14,616 --> 00:12:16,450 - Hey, kids! - Daddy! 191 00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:18,552 Guess who I ran into at the hospital today. 192 00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:20,387 Santa Claus! 193 00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:21,622 In March? 194 00:12:21,624 --> 00:12:25,017 - A machine gun! - A lady Alice doll! 195 00:12:25,018 --> 00:12:26,127 - Bam! Bam! Bam! - Stop that. Stop it. 196 00:12:26,128 --> 00:12:28,529 Elise, darling, for you. 197 00:12:28,531 --> 00:12:30,931 It's a Hoover constellation vacuum. 198 00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:32,633 Top of the line. 199 00:12:32,635 --> 00:12:36,136 It actually floats on air, like a hovercraft. 200 00:12:36,138 --> 00:12:38,505 - Don't shoot! - Thank you, dear. 201 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:41,175 Bam! Bam! Whoa! 202 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,409 Aah! 203 00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:45,579 Some poor woman is in tears. 204 00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:53,087 Another, please. 205 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:01,061 She's late, is she? 206 00:13:02,664 --> 00:13:04,765 Isn't everybody always late? 207 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:07,201 And everything is late... 208 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,570 Too late. Too, too late. 209 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:16,877 You picked the only nice place in town for a proper drink. 210 00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:19,722 I can see you're not a regular here. 211 00:13:21,116 --> 00:13:25,119 Oh, does my jacket look like it's from Bull Shoals, Arkansas? 212 00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:26,387 Because you are? 213 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,256 I moved to St. Louis with a friend a year ago. 214 00:13:29,258 --> 00:13:32,159 A friend? I like that. 215 00:13:32,161 --> 00:13:34,995 Are you living in sin with this friend? 216 00:13:34,997 --> 00:13:37,264 Is she pressuring you to marry? 217 00:13:40,769 --> 00:13:43,304 We don't see each other anymore. 218 00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:47,875 Yes. That's going around. Seems to be a minor epidemic. 219 00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:50,377 Hope you have a pleasant evening. 220 00:14:04,192 --> 00:14:09,430 Are you waiting for... Barton? 221 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:14,835 I was just talking to your friend... 222 00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:16,403 Dale. 223 00:14:16,405 --> 00:14:19,006 Uh, Dale is a student in my graduate advisory. 224 00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:22,548 He has a very bright future in pathology. 225 00:14:22,549 --> 00:14:25,182 - Does he? - Yeah. 226 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,916 I thought you were at a board meeting tonight. 227 00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:32,720 Canceled. And aunt Caroline? 228 00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:35,456 Sick. 229 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,625 The provost was nice enough to call me last minute, 230 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,229 offer to advise me on next year's courses over drinks. 231 00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:45,824 But now that you're here, I-I think I'll leave you two to a quiet evening. 232 00:14:45,825 --> 00:14:48,916 - Yes, let's reschedule. - Oh, no. I insist you join us. 233 00:14:48,932 --> 00:14:51,338 No, I really can't intrude. 234 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,840 I do have a new girl now, 235 00:14:52,842 --> 00:14:57,272 and she'll be thrilled if I show up, surprise her, take her to a show. 236 00:14:57,394 --> 00:15:00,080 - May I say something to you? - Margaret, the boy wants to go. 237 00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:03,082 No, I want Dale to hear this. 238 00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:07,168 I'm very fond of Dale, despite our very brief friendship. 239 00:15:12,039 --> 00:15:14,274 Stay single. 240 00:15:14,276 --> 00:15:16,976 I only say this to you because when you're young and in love, 241 00:15:16,978 --> 00:15:19,912 everyone thinks they'll be the exception. 242 00:15:19,914 --> 00:15:24,450 Sure, maybe mom and dad slept in separate beds, and then separate rooms. 243 00:15:24,452 --> 00:15:27,220 Maybe the older couples you know bicker or fight... 244 00:15:27,222 --> 00:15:29,055 Maybe don't talk at all, if they ever did. 245 00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:33,506 But at your age, you can't imagine it will ever be you. 246 00:15:33,602 --> 00:15:35,954 But it will be. 247 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:41,367 Which is bad enough, but what's even worse... 248 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:45,905 ...Is how much you'll feel like a failure... 249 00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:50,910 ...Because when the person who knows you best 250 00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:53,179 loses interest, 251 00:15:53,181 --> 00:15:56,449 that really takes something out of you. 252 00:15:58,686 --> 00:16:02,088 Like surgery almost. 253 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,924 And you really start to wonder... 254 00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:10,096 ...If you'll ever be whole again. 255 00:16:15,703 --> 00:16:19,205 Anyway... I'm babbling. 256 00:16:19,207 --> 00:16:21,908 Excuse me, gentlemen. 257 00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,582 What in God's name...? 258 00:16:29,584 --> 00:16:32,385 I was just sitting here. She started talking to me. I... 259 00:16:48,435 --> 00:16:53,840 That boy, Barton, is not a graduate student. 260 00:16:56,343 --> 00:16:58,978 Dale gets me women... 261 00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:00,713 Professional women. 262 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,916 I came here tonight to meet a prostitute. 263 00:17:03,918 --> 00:17:06,986 It's not the first time I've done this. 264 00:17:06,988 --> 00:17:10,481 And now that that ugly secret is out in the open, 265 00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:12,825 maybe we should go in on a room together 266 00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:15,163 with whoever you're here to fuck! 267 00:17:16,882 --> 00:17:18,917 I... 268 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,749 I'll get myself home. 269 00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:38,818 Obviously, there's a great deal of overlap 270 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:41,821 between the digestive and the endocrine... 271 00:17:41,823 --> 00:17:43,990 But before we explore the similarities, 272 00:17:43,992 --> 00:17:47,360 let me make my policy on punctuality perfectly clear... 273 00:17:47,362 --> 00:17:48,928 It's mandatory. 274 00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:51,664 I apologize I'm late, Dr. DePaul. 275 00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:53,966 Dr. Johnson's sorry. 276 00:17:53,968 --> 00:17:56,369 Who can identify this organ? 277 00:17:58,138 --> 00:17:59,472 Mr. Deasy? 278 00:17:59,474 --> 00:18:01,407 - Liver. - Spleen. 279 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,777 No, Mr. Deasy. It's the spleen. 280 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:09,315 Which will be on the exam, gentlemen, so I suggest you wake up. 281 00:18:15,322 --> 00:18:17,623 Mr. Banks? 282 00:18:34,242 --> 00:18:35,975 Lester? 283 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,119 - Lester?! - Jesus! 284 00:18:40,582 --> 00:18:43,850 Dr. Masters. I thought you were Nosferatu. 285 00:18:46,521 --> 00:18:48,554 The Akeley pancake camera, 286 00:18:48,556 --> 00:18:51,891 used to shoot the first full-length documentary, "Nanook of the North." 287 00:18:51,893 --> 00:18:53,793 Arriflex 35... Same camera they used 288 00:18:53,795 --> 00:18:55,561 to shoot "Dark Passage" with Bogie and Bacall. 289 00:18:55,563 --> 00:18:56,863 Piece of garbage. 290 00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:58,731 I mean, in what universe is Agnes Moorhead the killer? 291 00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:02,935 And what is, uh... What is this? 292 00:19:02,937 --> 00:19:07,607 It's a lesterscope... Patent pending. I, uh, like to tinker. 293 00:19:07,609 --> 00:19:10,476 Five hours ago, that baby was down the throat of a Chinaman 294 00:19:10,478 --> 00:19:12,211 with an esophageal tumor. 295 00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:13,413 It's been sterilized. 296 00:19:13,414 --> 00:19:16,282 And this device shoots film? 297 00:19:16,284 --> 00:19:19,252 I-I wouldn't shoot a Western with it, but sure. 298 00:19:27,694 --> 00:19:30,630 Can I count on your discretion, Lester? 299 00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:34,133 Because what I'm proposing 300 00:19:34,135 --> 00:19:38,738 is not like the cesarean footage you shot for me last month. 301 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:41,741 I'm now conducting some, uh... 302 00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:44,877 Unusual medical research. 303 00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:49,348 And I could use someone 304 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:52,685 with your particular expertise. 305 00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:56,989 What is it? 306 00:19:58,825 --> 00:20:02,995 It's... a lens, essentially. 307 00:20:07,335 --> 00:20:09,435 Cold light illumination? 308 00:20:09,437 --> 00:20:12,004 I'm a bit of a tinkerer myself. 309 00:20:14,008 --> 00:20:15,675 My question for you, Lester, is 310 00:20:15,677 --> 00:20:18,177 can you turn that lens into a functional 311 00:20:18,179 --> 00:20:20,780 and fully operational movie camera? 312 00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:28,921 ♪ You can't have one without the other ♪ 313 00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,957 ♪ Love and marriage ♪ 314 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:33,526 ♪ Love and marriage ♪ 315 00:20:33,528 --> 00:20:36,862 ♪ It's an institute you can't disparage ♪ 316 00:20:36,864 --> 00:20:40,633 ♪ Ask the local gentry ♪ 317 00:20:40,635 --> 00:20:44,804 ♪ And they will say it's elementary ♪ 318 00:20:44,806 --> 00:20:48,874 ♪ Try, try, try to separate them ♪ 319 00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:52,378 ♪ It's an illusion ♪ 320 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:58,684 ♪ Try, try, try, and you will only come ♪ 321 00:20:58,686 --> 00:21:00,586 ♪ To this conclusion ♪ 322 00:21:00,588 --> 00:21:02,288 ♪ Love and marriage ♪ 323 00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:04,490 ♪ Love and marriage ♪ 324 00:21:04,492 --> 00:21:08,527 ♪ Go together like a horse and carriage ♪ 325 00:21:08,529 --> 00:21:12,164 ♪ Dad was told by mother ♪ 326 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:16,002 ♪ You can't have one, you can't have none ♪ 327 00:21:16,004 --> 00:21:22,274 ♪ You can't have one without the other ♪ 328 00:21:47,034 --> 00:21:49,168 I'd like to take you out tonight... 329 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:50,736 A date. 330 00:21:50,738 --> 00:21:54,473 Jack Lemmon and Judy Holliday are playing at the Everstone. 331 00:21:59,312 --> 00:22:01,681 Y-you want to take me to the drive-in? 332 00:22:34,181 --> 00:22:36,782 Gutters are as good as new, ma'am. 333 00:22:36,784 --> 00:22:40,677 Uh, except your son's been missing this. 334 00:22:42,522 --> 00:22:45,424 Uh, would you like to settle up now or...? 335 00:22:45,426 --> 00:22:47,393 Of course. I'll get your money. 336 00:22:52,899 --> 00:22:54,567 Something wrong? 337 00:22:54,569 --> 00:22:56,235 Uh, no. Not at all. 338 00:22:56,237 --> 00:22:58,604 I've, uh... I've always loved these ein houses. 339 00:22:58,606 --> 00:23:01,273 I just never met anybody who actually lived in one. 340 00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:03,042 You're an architecture buff? 341 00:23:03,044 --> 00:23:05,678 I spend all day fixing up folks' houses. 342 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,313 You pick things up. 343 00:23:09,249 --> 00:23:11,117 Do you know anything about plumbing? 344 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,587 There's a leaky faucet in the bathroom that's driving us crazy. 345 00:23:14,589 --> 00:23:15,955 Sure. 346 00:23:17,924 --> 00:23:21,060 I don't normally watch television during the day. 347 00:23:21,062 --> 00:23:22,795 I just happen to be an Arthur Murray fan. 348 00:23:22,797 --> 00:23:24,263 So was my wife. 349 00:23:24,265 --> 00:23:26,532 Uh, she'd, uh, watch, 350 00:23:26,534 --> 00:23:29,001 and insist that we go dancing every Saturday night 351 00:23:29,003 --> 00:23:30,569 to try to do them one better. 352 00:23:31,539 --> 00:23:35,007 - Are you going this Saturday? - No, I'm not. Uh, my wife, she passed. 353 00:23:35,009 --> 00:23:38,210 Uh, she got sick unexpectedly. 354 00:23:38,212 --> 00:23:40,713 I'm so sorry. 355 00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:46,352 It's easier if you think less. 356 00:23:47,721 --> 00:23:51,323 - Yes. I've found that to be true. - About the dancing. 357 00:23:51,325 --> 00:23:53,759 Now, when I was outside, I could see you were counting beats. 358 00:23:53,761 --> 00:23:56,562 - Oh. - You've got to think with your feet. 359 00:23:56,564 --> 00:23:59,598 Now, what they're doing right now, that's called the tango. 360 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,233 That first step's a little tricky, 361 00:24:01,235 --> 00:24:05,137 but you go slow, slow, quick, quick, slow. 362 00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:07,506 That's the pattern. 363 00:24:07,508 --> 00:24:12,425 - Can you do it? Oh, please. - Oh, it... it's been a long time. 364 00:24:22,255 --> 00:24:24,723 Okay. 365 00:24:33,935 --> 00:24:35,868 Try closing your eyes. 366 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:49,748 - I should hire you to be my teacher. - No, I... 367 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:54,587 I mean it. We could watch the show and practice the steps. 368 00:24:54,589 --> 00:24:56,355 Then I'd have something to dazzle my husband with 369 00:24:56,357 --> 00:24:57,723 some Saturday night at the Imperial. 370 00:24:57,725 --> 00:24:59,625 Ah, I couldn't take money for that, ma'am. 371 00:24:59,627 --> 00:25:02,995 Why not? It's just another odd job. 372 00:25:04,531 --> 00:25:06,691 Now, see? You're still counting. 373 00:25:33,059 --> 00:25:34,827 Steak sandwich? 374 00:25:34,829 --> 00:25:36,495 Thanks, Viv. 375 00:25:44,805 --> 00:25:49,742 I had resigned myself to Welsh rarebit. Instead, I got steak. 376 00:25:49,744 --> 00:25:51,477 - Hey, I got a question for you. - Hmm? 377 00:25:51,479 --> 00:25:53,343 Where can a guy find a decent ring? 378 00:25:54,347 --> 00:25:57,650 - Don't tell me you knocked her up. - What? No. 379 00:25:57,652 --> 00:26:00,753 But Vivian and I have been seeing each other a while now. 380 00:26:00,755 --> 00:26:02,983 I think it's time to start considering the future. 381 00:26:04,257 --> 00:26:07,493 - Why would you do that? - Because... 382 00:26:07,495 --> 00:26:10,930 My old man was 20 when he married my mother. I'm pushing 30. 383 00:26:10,932 --> 00:26:12,631 And... 384 00:26:12,633 --> 00:26:14,466 I've sown my oats. 385 00:26:14,468 --> 00:26:16,669 Maybe more than my share. 386 00:26:17,838 --> 00:26:20,005 Married men live longer. 387 00:26:20,007 --> 00:26:23,367 - Definitely feels longer. - There are great tax benefits. 388 00:26:26,579 --> 00:26:30,182 And every man who's ever amounted to anything had a wife at home. 389 00:26:30,184 --> 00:26:32,518 34 presidents of the United States, 390 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,986 and only one of them was a bachelor, 391 00:26:33,988 --> 00:26:35,387 and no one remembers his name. 392 00:26:35,389 --> 00:26:36,755 James Buchanan. 393 00:26:39,159 --> 00:26:42,528 Friends come and go. Kids grow up and move away. 394 00:26:42,530 --> 00:26:45,097 Even your patients can get a second opinion. 395 00:26:45,099 --> 00:26:46,565 But your wife... 396 00:26:46,567 --> 00:26:49,201 She's the one that sticks beside you, 397 00:26:49,203 --> 00:26:52,404 no matter your faults... And failings. 398 00:26:54,174 --> 00:26:55,607 I've met Elise. 399 00:26:55,609 --> 00:26:58,177 She... she's a lovely woman. 400 00:26:58,179 --> 00:27:00,946 And with all respect, you're not exactly husband of the century. 401 00:27:00,948 --> 00:27:04,550 You're lucky Elise has hung in there. You ought to buy her something. 402 00:27:04,552 --> 00:27:08,687 I bought her a vacuum. She didn't care that it hovered. 403 00:27:08,689 --> 00:27:11,023 You ought to buy her something nice. 404 00:27:11,025 --> 00:27:16,962 To show her that loyalty and devotion are still appreciated in this world. 405 00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:23,369 There is a decent jeweler over on Washington. 406 00:27:23,371 --> 00:27:27,539 I know they film the outside of vaginas in those kinds of films, 407 00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:29,541 but filming the inside? 408 00:27:29,543 --> 00:27:31,510 I don't think I've ever heard of that. 409 00:27:31,512 --> 00:27:33,879 Because it's never been done before. 410 00:27:33,881 --> 00:27:37,349 And to think it could be you on the cutting edge of science. 411 00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:40,552 - I think it's creepy. - Creepy? Why? 412 00:27:40,554 --> 00:27:43,489 Is it creepy to film a heart during a bypass? 413 00:27:43,491 --> 00:27:45,057 It's done all the time now. 414 00:27:45,059 --> 00:27:46,692 Besides, nobody will even know it's you. 415 00:27:46,694 --> 00:27:49,561 It will just look like an anonymous organ. 416 00:27:52,665 --> 00:27:54,400 Like... 417 00:27:54,402 --> 00:27:57,269 One of those hand models in those ads for dish soap? 418 00:27:57,271 --> 00:27:58,871 Yes, exactly, 419 00:27:58,873 --> 00:28:03,208 but for something slightly more important than sparkling China. 420 00:28:04,944 --> 00:28:08,781 In high school, I was voted most likely to be in pictures. 421 00:28:08,783 --> 00:28:13,018 See? Not only is it not creepy, it was meant to be. 422 00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:16,838 But anyone who's anyone in movies always has a screen name. 423 00:28:16,839 --> 00:28:19,249 Okay, then, you can have a screen name, too. 424 00:28:22,262 --> 00:28:24,563 Beave St. Marie. 425 00:28:26,399 --> 00:28:32,738 I gave it a complete overhaul and retrofitted it with a relay lens system. 426 00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:36,709 - And it shoots in color? - At 24 frames per second. 427 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,980 You know, a lot of movie directors 428 00:28:41,982 --> 00:28:44,316 invent their own cameras... Georges Méliés, Orson Welles. 429 00:28:44,318 --> 00:28:46,919 Not that I'd compare myself to Welles, but... 430 00:28:46,921 --> 00:28:50,956 - No? - Stylistically, I'm closer to Hitchcock. 431 00:28:53,259 --> 00:28:55,594 Does Ulysses still have a vibrating function? 432 00:28:55,596 --> 00:28:57,129 I had to disable it. 433 00:28:57,131 --> 00:29:00,999 Why would a camera have a vibrating function? That would ruin the focus. 434 00:29:01,001 --> 00:29:06,038 The vibrating sensation helps some women achieve orgasm. 435 00:29:11,144 --> 00:29:17,349 Lester Linden, our documentarian, this is patient F-26-002. 436 00:29:17,351 --> 00:29:18,984 - Pleasure. - Ma'am. 437 00:29:18,986 --> 00:29:22,921 Okay, then. Guess I'm ready for my close-up. 438 00:29:29,496 --> 00:29:32,831 She controls the device, but you control the camera. 439 00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:36,502 Now, the trick here will be focus. 440 00:29:39,139 --> 00:29:41,406 Vaginas don't bite. 441 00:29:43,009 --> 00:29:44,977 Tell me when to start. 442 00:29:47,347 --> 00:29:50,415 When should she start, Lester? You're the director. 443 00:29:59,092 --> 00:30:00,492 Action. 444 00:30:01,528 --> 00:30:05,931 I fear Lester may have been in over his head tonight. 445 00:30:05,933 --> 00:30:08,033 So to speak. 446 00:30:08,035 --> 00:30:11,303 Well, I suppose all we can do 447 00:30:11,305 --> 00:30:14,072 is wait and see what "hitch" comes back with. 448 00:30:19,012 --> 00:30:22,247 We still have time to get some work in. 449 00:30:23,516 --> 00:30:28,153 Uh, actually, I was hoping we might postpone our session until tomorrow night. 450 00:30:29,923 --> 00:30:31,590 Because...? 451 00:30:32,759 --> 00:30:36,962 It turns out I have something to do tonight. 452 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,208 Dr. Lloyd Danes. 79 years old. 453 00:30:49,210 --> 00:30:52,811 He and wife Susan had four children, nine grandchildren. 454 00:30:52,813 --> 00:30:55,414 An ophthalmologist, a fly fisherman. 455 00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:57,683 He played the accordion every Saturday night at Dooley’s. 456 00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:02,521 Can you play the accordion, Mr. Deasy? 457 00:31:02,523 --> 00:31:06,058 - No, ma'am. - I didn't think so. 458 00:31:32,019 --> 00:31:33,952 Ladies first. 459 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:46,498 Smelling salts for Mr. Banks, please. 460 00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:08,987 Well, anyhow, I can tell everything about a person from their canceled checks. 461 00:32:08,989 --> 00:32:11,423 - Can you tell about me? - Everything. 462 00:32:11,425 --> 00:32:15,761 - Everything? - Everything. 463 00:32:15,763 --> 00:32:18,997 Well... Is it all right? 464 00:32:18,999 --> 00:32:20,499 Well, yes. 465 00:32:20,501 --> 00:32:24,403 You're frivolous, romantic, generous, 466 00:32:24,405 --> 00:32:26,238 somewhat over-impulsive. 467 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,408 You're ambitious. You're a little scatterbrained. 468 00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:30,475 You also have a weakness... 469 00:32:30,477 --> 00:32:32,711 Why do you keep looking at me? 470 00:32:32,713 --> 00:32:36,214 Because I'd take you over Judy Holliday any day. 471 00:32:40,219 --> 00:32:44,723 Do you know how many times in our marriage I've wondered if you were insane? 472 00:32:44,725 --> 00:32:49,695 But you taking me here, now, given everything... This is proof. 473 00:32:57,170 --> 00:32:59,805 More proof. 474 00:33:16,823 --> 00:33:18,990 We didn't have drive-ins in our day. 475 00:33:18,991 --> 00:33:22,427 We didn't need them. We were married when we first slept together. 476 00:33:22,429 --> 00:33:26,331 - We were of our time. - That's not why we waited. 477 00:33:31,471 --> 00:33:33,138 Barton... 478 00:33:36,943 --> 00:33:43,038 I-I have spent the day racking my brains, pacing, wondering... 479 00:33:43,684 --> 00:33:46,518 "Maybe I should light his clothes on fire." 480 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,453 "Maybe I should drive his car into the pool." 481 00:33:48,455 --> 00:33:50,789 "Maybe I should tell him all about the man I've been seeing," 482 00:33:50,791 --> 00:33:53,800 who, by the way, wanted me in his bed, though he didn't love me. 483 00:33:53,826 --> 00:33:56,161 - Marg... Margaret... - I don't say this to punish you, 484 00:33:56,163 --> 00:33:57,896 although God knows you deserve to be punished. 485 00:33:57,898 --> 00:33:59,297 I mean, prostitutes? 486 00:33:59,299 --> 00:34:02,397 That is so insulting to me and so far beneath you. 487 00:34:02,423 --> 00:34:06,405 I will... I will... I will never do it again ever. I swear to you. 488 00:34:06,407 --> 00:34:08,807 Even if you never laid a hand on a hooker again, 489 00:34:08,809 --> 00:34:11,843 that wouldn't change what is so impossible to understand. 490 00:34:11,845 --> 00:34:16,281 This morning, when you came in my room, I was practically naked, 491 00:34:16,283 --> 00:34:19,251 and you didn't look at my body once. 492 00:34:19,253 --> 00:34:22,087 Not once. 493 00:34:22,089 --> 00:34:26,391 And yet your face was filled with such... 494 00:34:26,393 --> 00:34:27,826 Love. 495 00:34:29,028 --> 00:34:32,523 Because I love you. You know that. 496 00:34:32,524 --> 00:34:35,333 We didn't sleep together before we were married 497 00:34:35,335 --> 00:34:38,170 because you weren't interested in sleeping with me. 498 00:34:38,172 --> 00:34:45,477 And I excused it away by saying passion is for teenagers and... nymphomaniacs. 499 00:34:45,479 --> 00:34:48,480 Passion is not what makes a good marriage. 500 00:34:48,482 --> 00:34:52,517 This is a perfect, beautiful man who loves me, 501 00:34:52,519 --> 00:34:55,086 who doesn't care that I'm tall and athletic, 502 00:34:55,088 --> 00:34:57,756 who doesn't... 503 00:34:57,758 --> 00:35:00,292 Doesn't want me to act stupider than I am. 504 00:35:00,294 --> 00:35:02,861 This is a man who understands me. 505 00:35:02,863 --> 00:35:06,661 And 30 years later, we're still the best of friends. 506 00:35:06,662 --> 00:35:09,830 How many people can say that? 507 00:35:11,071 --> 00:35:13,873 It's not enough. 508 00:35:15,708 --> 00:35:19,211 - We have to divorce. - What?! 509 00:35:19,213 --> 00:35:22,147 - Absolutely not! - We have to. 510 00:35:22,149 --> 00:35:24,115 Margaret... 511 00:35:24,117 --> 00:35:27,385 I'm the person who knows you best. I know you don't want a divorce. 512 00:35:27,387 --> 00:35:30,322 - But this is broken. - And I do not want a divorce. 513 00:35:30,324 --> 00:35:32,557 - Barton. - So we're not getting divorced. 514 00:35:32,559 --> 00:35:35,026 This marriage of ours is broken. 515 00:35:35,028 --> 00:35:39,164 And unless you want me to break along with it... 516 00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:40,912 You have to let me go. 517 00:35:40,913 --> 00:35:43,869 It wasn't very long after I met Nina that she got her promotion... 518 00:35:43,871 --> 00:35:46,771 Her first chance to write a radio show. 519 00:36:04,257 --> 00:36:08,860 I thought only students haunted the library at this hour. 520 00:36:11,858 --> 00:36:14,893 I found our work tonight with Dr. Danes very exciting. 521 00:36:16,869 --> 00:36:20,705 The accordionist/ ophthalmologist. 522 00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:26,645 If you'll excuse me, I need to prepare for my presentation tomorrow. 523 00:36:26,647 --> 00:36:28,880 The pap-smear proposal? 524 00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:32,484 Dr. Masters is planning to be there. 525 00:36:32,486 --> 00:36:34,486 Well, that makes one. 526 00:36:45,131 --> 00:36:47,966 Have you ever seen a roomful of male doctors 527 00:36:47,968 --> 00:36:50,535 listen to a lecture on female cancers? 528 00:36:52,505 --> 00:36:55,073 They're not exactly riveted? 529 00:36:55,075 --> 00:36:56,942 Not exactly. 530 00:36:56,944 --> 00:37:01,713 Men are such idiots. Even the smart ones. 531 00:37:04,717 --> 00:37:08,653 You should ask a friend to go and clap loudly. 532 00:37:08,655 --> 00:37:12,023 Uh, sometimes a-a ringer helps. 533 00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:15,260 I don't want their adulation. I just want them to support me. 534 00:37:15,262 --> 00:37:18,296 This work is very important to me. 535 00:37:19,095 --> 00:37:22,563 Then I'm sure it will go your way. 536 00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:30,275 Lower thoracic? You should be much further along than that. 537 00:37:30,610 --> 00:37:34,078 Underestimate my exam at your own peril. 538 00:37:34,081 --> 00:37:39,351 I wouldn't be here at this hour if I underestimated your exam. 539 00:37:46,939 --> 00:37:51,008 Teardrops are popular. What color are your wife's eyes? 540 00:37:51,010 --> 00:37:54,678 Brown. Uh, more green, maybe? 541 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,313 Let's say hazel. 542 00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:59,316 In which case, you can't go wrong with emeralds. 543 00:38:00,051 --> 00:38:01,752 What about this one? 544 00:38:02,255 --> 00:38:03,554 What is that... 1/10 of a carat? 545 00:38:03,556 --> 00:38:05,422 You'll have to buy her a microscope to go with that. 546 00:38:05,424 --> 00:38:06,857 No, let's see, um... 547 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,161 Let's see this one. 548 00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:13,931 Remember, the ring's supposed to cost at least two months' salary. 549 00:38:13,933 --> 00:38:16,367 I'm still a fellow. You know what they pay me. 550 00:38:16,369 --> 00:38:18,235 I was in med school when I proposed to Elise... 551 00:38:18,237 --> 00:38:20,237 Actually hocked my car to buy her a ring. 552 00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:24,108 I was gonna take her to Chez nous, get the chef to stick it in a cream puff. 553 00:38:24,110 --> 00:38:26,210 But she swallowed it? 554 00:38:27,512 --> 00:38:30,214 I missed the date. 555 00:38:30,216 --> 00:38:32,449 There was a stomach bug going around. 556 00:38:32,451 --> 00:38:35,052 She found me passed out on the bathroom floor. 557 00:38:35,054 --> 00:38:37,254 She drove me to the emergency room. 558 00:38:37,256 --> 00:38:38,456 So there I was, okay? 559 00:38:38,457 --> 00:38:40,624 I was... oh, thank you... Sprawled on a gurney, 560 00:38:40,626 --> 00:38:42,626 and the ring falls out of my coat pocket. 561 00:38:42,628 --> 00:38:44,828 Well, I could barely sit up. 562 00:38:46,298 --> 00:38:50,301 But I said to her, "Everything I own is in that ring." 563 00:38:50,303 --> 00:38:52,303 "And it's yours if you'll take me." 564 00:38:54,372 --> 00:38:56,240 Everybody in the E.R. applauded. 565 00:39:01,646 --> 00:39:03,213 Do you have a layaway plan? 566 00:39:04,983 --> 00:39:07,117 There's a popular misconception 567 00:39:07,119 --> 00:39:10,054 the pap smear requires costly equipment 568 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:12,289 and lots of training to administer... 569 00:39:12,291 --> 00:39:15,392 Training you won't find outside a world-class hospital like this one. 570 00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:19,286 Well, it seems expensive now, but don't forget, a ring lasts forever. 571 00:39:19,294 --> 00:39:21,275 It's teachable, and it saves women's lives. 572 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:22,834 And Vivian will be thrilled. 573 00:39:22,835 --> 00:39:25,235 Women always are... At the beginning. 574 00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,503 Next slide, please. 575 00:39:29,542 --> 00:39:31,318 Next slide! 576 00:39:35,413 --> 00:39:38,115 This sample was taken from a 42-year-old patient 577 00:39:38,117 --> 00:39:40,484 with no family history of malignancy. 578 00:39:40,486 --> 00:39:43,153 Note the poorly differentiated cells... 579 00:39:43,155 --> 00:39:45,522 Stage iv cervical cancer. 580 00:39:45,524 --> 00:39:48,359 With early screening, this woman could have been cured. 581 00:39:48,361 --> 00:39:51,195 Instead, she has early metastases to the liver. 582 00:39:51,197 --> 00:39:54,932 Would anyone care to venture a prognosis? 583 00:39:57,435 --> 00:40:00,404 She's terminal, obviously. 584 00:40:00,406 --> 00:40:03,240 Which is why it's incumbent on hospitals like this one 585 00:40:03,242 --> 00:40:05,609 to lead the charge in Pap test education. 586 00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:09,046 What I'm proposing is a pilot program to train country doctors 587 00:40:09,048 --> 00:40:10,214 to become proficient in deduction... 588 00:40:10,216 --> 00:40:14,385 How 'bout that Dr. DePaul? Guaranteed cure for insomnia. 589 00:40:14,387 --> 00:40:16,920 ...Treatment for their patients once the results have been determined. 590 00:40:16,922 --> 00:40:18,422 The possibility... 591 00:40:18,424 --> 00:40:20,991 The truth is, I can feel resistance to my plan already. 592 00:40:20,993 --> 00:40:22,159 You saw that room. 593 00:40:22,161 --> 00:40:24,294 And the administration is already rumbling 594 00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:26,430 there's insufficient funding for my proposal. 595 00:40:26,432 --> 00:40:28,499 Funding... A process that will leave you 596 00:40:28,501 --> 00:40:30,901 feeling like the Minotaur in the maze. 597 00:40:33,204 --> 00:40:35,072 I have six months. 598 00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:38,942 Funding can take years. 599 00:40:38,944 --> 00:40:42,613 Hmm. You seem to have gotten your study funded quickly enough. 600 00:40:42,615 --> 00:40:46,283 My study is mainly paid out of pocket... mine. 601 00:40:46,285 --> 00:40:49,853 Including Mrs. Johnson's salary? 602 00:40:49,855 --> 00:40:51,822 Primarily. 603 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:54,725 She functions as more than a secretary, 604 00:40:54,727 --> 00:40:56,393 but the hospital won't subsidize her 605 00:40:56,395 --> 00:40:59,463 for her research work because she's uncredentialed. 606 00:40:59,465 --> 00:41:03,767 It galls me to say it, but she may be one of my better students. 607 00:41:05,737 --> 00:41:07,805 Her credential might not be far off. 608 00:41:09,908 --> 00:41:12,876 She's doing well, then? 609 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:18,515 Exam's tomorrow. We'll see. 610 00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:21,685 The bottom line is, I need to push my proposal through, 611 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:23,120 I need to do it now, 612 00:41:23,122 --> 00:41:26,390 and I'm not going to be shy about asking for your help. 613 00:42:24,482 --> 00:42:27,184 I'm ready to head to room 5 now. 614 00:42:27,186 --> 00:42:29,620 You? 615 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:37,728 I've been, uh... 616 00:42:37,730 --> 00:42:39,730 I've been thinking about something. 617 00:42:39,732 --> 00:42:42,666 Uh, you've mentioned several times 618 00:42:42,668 --> 00:42:47,437 about continuing... Your education. 619 00:42:50,008 --> 00:42:51,308 Yes, uh... 620 00:42:51,310 --> 00:42:55,879 Your... your point was always that the timing was off. 621 00:42:55,881 --> 00:42:59,783 Hmm. But it's important to you. 622 00:43:06,457 --> 00:43:10,527 Then... if you want to pick up a class 623 00:43:10,529 --> 00:43:13,897 here and there in the evenings, 624 00:43:13,899 --> 00:43:16,166 I won't object. 625 00:43:18,336 --> 00:43:20,737 You've been talking to Dr. DePaul? 626 00:43:23,174 --> 00:43:25,576 No. 627 00:43:25,578 --> 00:43:28,879 I'm actually sitting in on her anatomy class. 628 00:43:28,881 --> 00:43:30,914 Ahh. 629 00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:34,818 Taking it, in fact, for credit... 630 00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:36,086 Now. 631 00:43:36,088 --> 00:43:38,388 Excellent. 632 00:43:38,390 --> 00:43:41,892 Um, of course, you could have told me, but, uh... 633 00:43:41,894 --> 00:43:44,261 How's it going? 634 00:43:44,263 --> 00:43:47,397 W-we have our first big test tomorrow. 635 00:43:47,399 --> 00:43:50,067 Well, you should be at home, studying. 636 00:43:51,370 --> 00:43:55,772 Uh, w-we can resume our work tomorrow night. 637 00:43:55,774 --> 00:43:58,976 - Are you sure? - Very sure. 638 00:44:03,848 --> 00:44:06,049 I can't... 639 00:44:06,051 --> 00:44:09,920 I can't tell you how much that means to me, Bill. 640 00:44:09,922 --> 00:44:12,619 - Well... - Thank you. 641 00:44:12,686 --> 00:44:16,621 And I will never let my classes interfere with our work here. 642 00:44:19,063 --> 00:44:21,213 Good luck tomorrow. 643 00:44:22,768 --> 00:44:25,102 Mmm... 644 00:44:26,471 --> 00:44:27,838 The heart? 645 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,373 No, it's in his head. 646 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:32,276 Right... temporal fossa. 647 00:44:32,278 --> 00:44:34,511 Good. 648 00:44:34,513 --> 00:44:37,147 I don't know why you're even doing this. 649 00:44:37,149 --> 00:44:40,484 To get a degree. I explained that to you, didn't I? 650 00:44:43,321 --> 00:44:45,555 Icky blue vein? 651 00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:47,391 No? 652 00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:51,361 But why do you need a degree when you already have a job? 653 00:44:51,363 --> 00:44:55,532 Because, uh, a degree is like magic. 654 00:44:55,534 --> 00:44:57,834 You still do your job, but when you have a degree, 655 00:44:57,836 --> 00:45:00,370 people believe you know what you're talking about. 656 00:45:00,372 --> 00:45:02,806 So, it's like they can see you better? 657 00:45:02,808 --> 00:45:06,410 Yes, in fact. 658 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:09,646 And it's why you two are going to go to college one day, 659 00:45:09,648 --> 00:45:12,416 so people see you right from the start. 660 00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:15,185 Will you still be in college when we go there? 661 00:45:15,187 --> 00:45:17,521 At this rate, probably. 662 00:45:17,523 --> 00:45:19,756 Inferior vena cava. 663 00:45:19,758 --> 00:45:21,478 Good job, mom. 664 00:45:23,995 --> 00:45:25,562 I'm glad you came back, 665 00:45:25,564 --> 00:45:27,864 although I thought these earrings were for your wife. 666 00:45:27,866 --> 00:45:30,233 My wife doesn't appreciate my gifts anymore. 667 00:45:30,235 --> 00:45:32,869 That's just wrong... 668 00:45:32,871 --> 00:45:38,508 A man so romantic and generous. 669 00:45:38,510 --> 00:45:40,744 You know, when you slipped that ring on my finger today... 670 00:45:40,746 --> 00:45:42,045 Hmm? 671 00:45:42,047 --> 00:45:44,348 ...My stomach got that roller-coaster feeling. 672 00:45:44,350 --> 00:45:46,850 - You know why? - Why? 673 00:45:46,852 --> 00:45:51,154 Because that moment, that is the moment. 674 00:45:51,156 --> 00:45:55,492 That is the moment when everything is good. 675 00:46:02,934 --> 00:46:04,833 Half-day? 676 00:46:06,571 --> 00:46:09,039 Uh, for us both, it seems. 677 00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:12,642 How are you progressing with the sex study? 678 00:46:12,644 --> 00:46:14,678 Very well. 679 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,846 Uh... 680 00:46:15,848 --> 00:46:19,250 We've amassed an unprecedented amount of data. 681 00:46:19,251 --> 00:46:21,518 We've killed a few sacred cows along the way. 682 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,720 We've opened up many new doors. It's, uh... 683 00:46:23,722 --> 00:46:25,389 Well, it's ground-breaking work. 684 00:46:25,391 --> 00:46:28,558 I think a presentation is not too far in the future. 685 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,027 I look forward to it. 686 00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:38,435 Have you come across any information 687 00:46:38,437 --> 00:46:42,305 about people's abilities to change their sexual habits? 688 00:46:42,307 --> 00:46:45,308 - I-I only ask... - I know why you're asking. 689 00:46:46,744 --> 00:46:49,546 Uh, I've run across a few treatments. 690 00:46:49,548 --> 00:46:52,048 Uh, I can't verify they work. 691 00:46:52,050 --> 00:46:54,151 I've also been doing some reading. 692 00:46:54,153 --> 00:46:58,054 Apparently, there's, uh... Aversion therapy... 693 00:46:58,056 --> 00:47:01,938 - And electroshock. - Jesus, Barton. 694 00:47:02,494 --> 00:47:04,761 Wha... 695 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,868 I do know a psychologist in New York, Dr. Sandor Rado. 696 00:47:11,870 --> 00:47:14,438 He's been touting something he calls 697 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,073 "Adaptational Psychodynamics." 698 00:47:17,075 --> 00:47:19,309 Hmm. 699 00:47:19,311 --> 00:47:22,679 Sounds like something Pavlov did to dogs. 700 00:47:22,681 --> 00:47:26,516 It's a form of aversion therapy. 701 00:47:26,518 --> 00:47:29,019 Patient's given a drug... Apomorphine. 702 00:47:29,021 --> 00:47:31,321 It induces nausea while the patient engages 703 00:47:31,323 --> 00:47:34,491 in the behavior that he wishes to change. 704 00:47:34,493 --> 00:47:39,799 The hope is the brain rewires itself to perceive the activity it used to enjoy 705 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,400 as, uh... repulsive. 706 00:47:46,270 --> 00:47:48,772 I wish I could be of more help. 707 00:47:50,975 --> 00:47:53,510 You're standing here. 708 00:47:53,512 --> 00:47:55,779 That's enough. 709 00:48:05,068 --> 00:48:07,390 Dr. DePaul, if I can bend your ear? 710 00:48:07,392 --> 00:48:10,861 Are you ready to hatch a plan to raid the hospital's coffers? 711 00:48:10,863 --> 00:48:13,129 It's about, uh, a smaller matter. 712 00:48:13,131 --> 00:48:15,565 Uh, Mrs. Johnson might come to you 713 00:48:15,567 --> 00:48:17,968 to, uh, sign up for another class. 714 00:48:17,970 --> 00:48:21,638 Um, I would appreciate it if you would tell me if she does. 715 00:48:22,507 --> 00:48:25,075 You can't ask her yourself? 716 00:48:30,481 --> 00:48:35,151 Mrs. Johnson has a tendency to overfill her plate. 717 00:48:35,153 --> 00:48:37,988 Her work on the study is time-consuming... 718 00:48:37,990 --> 00:48:40,323 Uh, important. 719 00:48:40,325 --> 00:48:42,993 Her course work is getting in the way? 720 00:48:42,995 --> 00:48:46,329 Well, the study needs to be a priority. 721 00:48:46,331 --> 00:48:49,332 Because if she did manage to stand on her own two feet, 722 00:48:49,334 --> 00:48:52,002 that would mean she could walk away. 723 00:48:53,671 --> 00:48:55,338 Fine. 724 00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:57,541 You help me, I'll help you. 725 00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:08,224 Save my spot, will you? 726 00:49:09,796 --> 00:49:11,154 I have a little something I want to... 727 00:49:11,156 --> 00:49:12,889 - Good morning. - Good morning. 728 00:49:12,891 --> 00:49:15,091 How do you feel about German? 729 00:49:15,093 --> 00:49:17,193 The language? 730 00:49:17,195 --> 00:49:18,995 Good housekeeping has a schnitzel recipe 731 00:49:18,997 --> 00:49:21,197 that I thought I could come around and cook for you tonight. 732 00:49:21,199 --> 00:49:23,133 Actually, I have plans tonight. 733 00:49:23,135 --> 00:49:26,469 And so do you. I'm taking you out, someplace special. 734 00:49:26,717 --> 00:49:30,186 - Where are we going? - Top secret. Wear a dress. 735 00:49:30,188 --> 00:49:32,354 Ooh, tea length or floor length? 736 00:49:32,356 --> 00:49:33,823 Surprise me. 737 00:49:33,825 --> 00:49:35,825 But is the restaurant formal? Should I wear gloves? 738 00:49:35,827 --> 00:49:37,860 - It's Delmonico’s. - Delmonico's?! 739 00:49:37,862 --> 00:49:40,062 My cousin Frances went to Delmonico’s with a boyfriend, 740 00:49:40,064 --> 00:49:42,698 and she came back with a fiancé. 741 00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:44,266 Really?! 742 00:49:44,268 --> 00:49:46,402 All the girls in the dorm call it "The Hitching Post." 743 00:49:46,404 --> 00:49:49,438 Should I be getting a manicure or something to show off tomorrow? 744 00:49:51,074 --> 00:49:52,308 A manicure is never a bad idea. 745 00:49:52,310 --> 00:49:53,876 Is it a brilliant cut or an emerald cut? 746 00:49:53,878 --> 00:49:55,144 - The diamond. - I-I don't know. 747 00:49:55,146 --> 00:49:57,112 W-well, they're completely different styles. 748 00:49:57,114 --> 00:49:58,314 One's round. The other's rectangular. 749 00:49:58,316 --> 00:50:01,316 - I-I think it's kind of football shaped. - A marquise cut? 750 00:50:02,085 --> 00:50:03,352 I suppose I'd have to look. 751 00:50:05,289 --> 00:50:07,489 Yes! Yes, I'll marry you! 752 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,862 Oh, my God! I have to call my mother! 753 00:50:12,864 --> 00:50:15,431 Hey, doc. You're up. 754 00:50:27,444 --> 00:50:28,878 Dr. Langham. 755 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,213 I was wondering if a new bone disease had been discovered, 756 00:50:31,215 --> 00:50:32,448 we hadn't seen you in so long. 757 00:50:32,450 --> 00:50:34,516 I want back in the study. 758 00:50:34,518 --> 00:50:37,219 That, um... issue 759 00:50:37,221 --> 00:50:41,390 I was dealing with that time before, it's no longer an issue. 760 00:50:41,392 --> 00:50:44,126 Oh, meaning you want back in the study with Jane? 761 00:50:44,128 --> 00:50:47,196 It doesn't have to be Jane. No, you and Bill have a study to run. 762 00:50:47,198 --> 00:50:48,697 I understand that. 763 00:50:48,699 --> 00:50:50,132 Whoever you want to put me with is fine. 764 00:50:50,134 --> 00:50:52,568 In fact, I'm open to anyone, everyone. 765 00:50:52,570 --> 00:50:54,536 I know it's all in the service to science. 766 00:50:54,538 --> 00:50:56,005 Right. 767 00:50:56,007 --> 00:50:59,074 Well, yeah, we could always use good subjects. 768 00:50:59,076 --> 00:51:02,413 I'm better than good. I'm back. Excuse me. 769 00:51:02,758 --> 00:51:04,858 Then I'll sign you up. 770 00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,289 One of the perks of being a doctor... 771 00:51:13,291 --> 00:51:16,458 I can let myself into the dispensary anytime I want. 772 00:51:16,460 --> 00:51:19,428 - But the point of this drug... - Apomorphine. 773 00:51:19,430 --> 00:51:21,297 ...Is to make you sick? 774 00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:27,269 I take it, and you... Pleasure yourself. 775 00:51:27,271 --> 00:51:28,637 Maybe just sit there. 776 00:51:28,639 --> 00:51:31,273 Point is, I look at you, I get sick, 777 00:51:31,275 --> 00:51:35,611 and then I'm cured of this terrible habit. 778 00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:39,505 I don't know. It doesn't seem right. 779 00:51:40,117 --> 00:51:41,850 I'm paying you. 780 00:51:43,053 --> 00:51:44,653 I don't think that's the point! 781 00:51:44,655 --> 00:51:47,256 It is the point. It's why you're here, isn't it? 782 00:51:47,258 --> 00:51:51,193 If I stopped paying, it's not as if you'd ask to see me again. 783 00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:53,832 - I like your company. - Oh, don't hustle me. 784 00:51:54,898 --> 00:51:56,231 Who says it's a hustle? 785 00:51:56,233 --> 00:51:58,467 Because there is no universe where you and I 786 00:51:58,469 --> 00:52:02,037 are anything other than a business transaction! 787 00:52:09,579 --> 00:52:11,981 I'll pay you double... 788 00:52:11,983 --> 00:52:15,684 Triple, whatever you want. 789 00:52:15,686 --> 00:52:17,419 Don't make me beg for this. 790 00:52:20,191 --> 00:52:23,459 I'm just trying to picture it. 791 00:52:23,461 --> 00:52:26,061 I sit across from you, and you vomit. 792 00:52:27,298 --> 00:52:30,766 Hell, if I wanted that reaction, I could just go home and visit my parents. 793 00:52:37,173 --> 00:52:39,341 I'm not proud of this! 794 00:52:39,343 --> 00:52:41,477 I mean... 795 00:52:41,479 --> 00:52:43,779 Do I look in the mirror and wish that I was someone else? 796 00:52:43,781 --> 00:52:46,849 Maybe once a day. But then I think... 797 00:52:46,851 --> 00:52:48,884 Fuck them. 798 00:52:48,886 --> 00:52:51,186 I mean it. Fuck them! 799 00:52:51,188 --> 00:52:54,189 Don't be a child. 800 00:52:54,191 --> 00:52:58,827 Because I'm the one cowering in a dark room like a baby? 801 00:52:58,829 --> 00:53:00,396 No. 802 00:53:01,998 --> 00:53:05,858 There's only one person that gets to be sickened by me. 803 00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:09,671 And that's me. 804 00:53:11,307 --> 00:53:12,674 Everybody else... 805 00:53:14,711 --> 00:53:17,246 ...They can go fuck themselves. 806 00:53:25,955 --> 00:53:28,957 You should change your mind. 807 00:53:31,715 --> 00:53:34,784 When you do, you know where to find me. 808 00:54:10,555 --> 00:54:14,490 Look at this. Somebody's gonna have to give me lessons. 809 00:54:14,492 --> 00:54:16,125 I hope my wife is watching, 810 00:54:16,127 --> 00:54:19,963 because she would be proud of this tango. 811 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:24,100 You know, I heard somewhere your feet can cover five miles in a night of dancing. 812 00:54:24,102 --> 00:54:29,372 And I figured my wife and I must have danced the tango from here to Zanzibar. 813 00:54:29,374 --> 00:54:32,041 What a lovely story. 814 00:54:36,948 --> 00:54:38,848 Mrs. Masters? 815 00:54:38,850 --> 00:54:40,550 Mrs. Masters?! 816 00:54:44,822 --> 00:54:48,157 - You're sure I can't call your husband? - Oh, I feel fine. 817 00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:51,241 And I don't want to worry him till we know what's going on. 818 00:54:52,162 --> 00:54:55,331 You were so good to bring me, Walter, but y-you don't have to stay. 819 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:57,200 I don't have anywhere to be. 820 00:54:58,702 --> 00:55:01,537 Mrs. Masters? I'll be quick. 821 00:55:01,539 --> 00:55:04,240 You can have your boy bring the car around. 822 00:55:04,242 --> 00:55:06,609 Oh, he's not my boy, he's, um... 823 00:55:08,512 --> 00:55:10,786 Uh, he's the handyman. 824 00:55:12,516 --> 00:55:14,584 I'll wait outside. 825 00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:17,687 Well, I think we found our culprit. 826 00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:20,149 Your blood pressure is 100/65. 827 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,524 That's very low. 828 00:55:21,526 --> 00:55:24,961 Yes, but a little hypotension is nothing to fret about. 829 00:55:24,963 --> 00:55:26,163 It's your hormones. 830 00:55:26,164 --> 00:55:28,631 They cause your blood vessels to widen, 831 00:55:28,633 --> 00:55:30,533 increase the blood flow to the baby. 832 00:55:30,658 --> 00:55:32,191 To the... 833 00:55:32,193 --> 00:55:34,693 We see it all the time in the first trimester. 834 00:55:34,695 --> 00:55:36,128 It's harmless. 835 00:55:36,130 --> 00:55:37,563 So long as you don't get too dizzy, 836 00:55:37,565 --> 00:55:40,166 your pregnancy should proceed without any problems at all. 837 00:56:23,343 --> 00:56:25,277 How did your exam go? 838 00:56:25,279 --> 00:56:28,581 I have no idea. 839 00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:32,818 You should see the other students in the class. 840 00:56:32,820 --> 00:56:36,689 I am quite the outsider in that world. 841 00:56:36,691 --> 00:56:39,191 In many worlds, I suppose. 842 00:56:40,427 --> 00:56:41,627 Not here. 843 00:56:51,471 --> 00:56:54,874 I'm not even sure I'll keep taking classes. 844 00:56:54,876 --> 00:56:58,077 We're plenty busy here. 845 00:56:58,079 --> 00:57:02,848 Well, whatever you decide. It's up to you. 846 00:57:16,229 --> 00:57:20,799 I thought you disabled the vibrating function. 847 00:57:20,801 --> 00:57:22,701 I did. That's Lester's hands shaking. 848 00:57:25,173 --> 00:57:28,040 Well, in his defense, I don't think he's ever seen 849 00:57:28,042 --> 00:57:30,976 the outside of a vagina, let alone the inside of one. 850 00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:43,255 I think that's the refractory period ending. 851 00:57:43,839 --> 00:57:48,096 The time between resolution and secondary arousal... 852 00:57:48,329 --> 00:57:51,030 13 minutes, 3 seconds. 853 00:57:52,465 --> 00:57:55,668 I cannot believe you find this footage arousing. 854 00:57:55,670 --> 00:57:58,204 No, it's not the footage. 855 00:57:58,206 --> 00:58:01,340 It's the fact that we're the only two people in the world 856 00:58:01,342 --> 00:58:03,943 who've seen it. 857 00:58:04,305 --> 00:58:10,769 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org